Dare I say youâ€™ve not seen Lisbon until youâ€™ve seen the inside ofÂ one of the cityâ€™s slightly dirty, poorly lit emergency rooms, taking in the gawks of other patients as you shake like a crack fiend. I digress. Besides, this comes later.Â It was our fourth day of our Portugal road trip when the Swedes and I arrived in Lisbon. I was in love. This city is like the San Francisco of Europe, complete with old cable cars, an abundance of sea food, and painfully steep hills. Each one completely worth it for the gorgeous views they rendered.
Aside from the aesthetic appeal, the first clue-in to my inevitable love of this city was the people. The first Portuguese we met were those of the Alfama Patio Hostel. This hostel was a winner; it had an upstairs deck with an ocean view, a cocktail bar by night, an honor system refrigerator of snacks, beer and sangria, and of course a splendid staff who were just generally great to talk to.Â Seek out this magical place of stay if you ever find yourself in Lisbon.
The good people of Alfama recommended the best pastry joint in Lisbon. Living with the intense sweet tooth that I have, I had already researched and learned that Portugal is big on their pastries and breakfast treats. That being said, this place blew my mind. We took a quick train outside of downtown Lisbon to PastÃ©is de BelÃ©m (or Little Cakes of Bethlehem). We entered the large building adorned with traditional Portuguese blue and white tiles and were sorry to see there was no seating available. Then we spotted a sign saying there was more seating in the back. Also full. Another sign and another room. Also full. Yet another sign leading to an enormous ballroom sized space of tables and we snagged a large one right in the middle of the chaos.
The treats began. We tried Bolanchicha de Bom Sucesso, actual pasteis de BelÃ©m, vanilla Napoleons, cinnamon cake and more. After just a couple bites, it was clear why the pastry shop-meets-restaurant was jam-packed with pastry connoisseurs and the committed regulars.
We walked off our food comas in a nearby botanical garden. It was there, this second day in Lisbon that I began to feel as though something just wasnâ€™t right. I used the restroom and what felt like a potential urinary tract infection was coming on. The next day I was googling how to say, â€œinfectionâ€ in Portuguese on my phone to get some kind of holistic remedy at a local pharmacy. After popping about a million cranberry tablets, it didnâ€™t seem to be getting worse, but certainly not better. I continued to tour and see the sights and generally go about as planned (all the while chugging copious amounts of water).
Our last night in Lisbon, we tried not to make too crazy of an evening as we were driving all the way back to Granada, Spain the following morning. So we stayed in our delightful hostel and partook in a huge bar-be-cue and listened to the sounds of our flamboyant and social D.J., â€œEl Matador.â€ All seemed fairly well.
About an hour into my sleep that night, I awoke at 1:30 a.m. wanting to die. The infection had kicked in full force and I needed to deal with it immediately. Not wanting to wake my travel mates who were driving very early the following day, I snuck out into the computer area of the hostel and began googling yet again.
Search: Nearest hospital. Search: How to say â€œinfection,â€ â€œantibiotics,â€ and, â€œreceipts for insurance claimâ€ in Portuguese.Â Search: Cab company phone number.
Of course, in my peak of pain, I was gifted with the sweetest cab driver of my life. He spoke Spanish so we communicated just fine and he educated me on the holiday and the massive street parties flooding all of Lisbon. It was the day of San Antonio, the patron saint of marriage. All of the young women would pray to San Antonio, then get dressed up and go out and impress their boyfriends, hoping for a proposal. Not the kind of musing I wanted to do at 2:00 a.m. with the most painful infection of my life. Cute holiday, though.
The hospital was hardly better. The only English-speaker there was the man at the front desk, who kindly walked me through the process, but couldnâ€™t hold my hand all the way to the various emergency rooms I went to. Once I got a wristband with my name on it and a date stamp, I freaked out. There was no way I was staying the night there. After three more hours of shaking in pain, embarrassing myself with broken Portuguese, misunderstood Spanish and English, and a frigid nurse with more promptness than Mussoliniâ€™s trains, I was granted a doctor who seemed to give a damn.
â€œInfecÃ§Ã£o,â€ he said. Which I gathered meant, â€œinfection.â€ He pointed to a number by the results of my urine sample. 1,650 somethings. Suddenly he spread his arms out wide and said, â€œMuito ruim!â€
â€œMuy grande?â€ I asked.
After figuring out I had an infection that could potentially have me hospitalized if I had waited any longer, he sent me off with a prescription for an antibiotic and a painkiller, both costing a total of 4,30â‚¬ (or about $5.00). Gotta love socialized healthcare.
Decadent pastries. An ostentatious D.J. Breath-taking views. And a solid four hours in the emergency room. Yet still, I love Lisbon.